it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She told me I should be a condom model.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
