who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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