Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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