in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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