you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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