haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
