marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i permit you to call me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
