# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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