I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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