shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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