I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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