Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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