Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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