Where did you get a picture of my penis
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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