She's JV to your varsity
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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