Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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