Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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