Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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