I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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