How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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