she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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