Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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