Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there was a trapeze. enough said
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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