I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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