Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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