whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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