so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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