5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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