i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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