I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So squirting runs in the family.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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