I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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