Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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