Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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