Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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