Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Mom said you looked used
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
