No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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