no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
There's even glitter on my cock...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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