he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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