He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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