Can Purell be used as lube?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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