is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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