That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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