All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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