And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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