Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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