he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
