Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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