how can u be prego again
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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