dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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