seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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