This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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