Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
